Dirty Sexy Money - "I Love You, Nicky"
The Game: That's what Tripp tells Nick, and boy, does he prove it.
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The Wedding: Oh, you try making a good golf joke. Freddy leaves us, richer in funds but poorer in...something, and Karen decides to stop kidding around and go after Nick. Also, Elder keeps driving...
View ArticleDirty Sexy Money - I Won't Find It Fantastic Or Think It Absurd
The Country House: With the writer's strike in full swing, Anton Chekhov was brought back to script an episode where hunting rifles are introduced in one scene and unloaded in another. Ellen Darling...
View ArticleDirty Sexy Money - Brotherly...Um, Love?
The Watch: Nick and Brian share a dead father. And we'll all be dead from crying after Brian and Brian Jr. are forcibly separated.
View ArticleDirty Sexy Money - Joint Therapy
The Nutcracker: Lisa and Jeremy get stoned together, and Lisa gets fired, but it might be good for her in the end. Karen is playing Elder, but her heart might be getting in the way. And Brian leaves...
View ArticleDirty Sexy Money - Dirtier Sexier...Money-er?
Unaired Pilot: There were no punches pulled in the original pilot of DSM.
View ArticleDirty Sexy Money - Family Lies
The Birthday Present: The Darlings throw a party for Nick, at which everyone is awkward and uncomfortable with each other. They give him a boat. Then we flash back and learn why everyone is awkward....
View ArticleDirty Sexy Money - Don’t, Tripp!
The Family Lawyer: Karen’s in love, and Jeremy might be too. But the objects of their affection are out to screw the family in one way or another. Patrick delivers a touching eulogy, but it’s to...
View ArticleDirty Sexy Money - Everyone Has the Weepies
The Star Witness: Nick's weepy because his mom left him 30 years ago, Brian's sad because his son's in Brazil, Letitia wishes Nick knew she's always loved him, Patrick misses Carmelita and hates lying,...
View ArticleDirty Sexy Money - Stupid Is as Karen Does
The Silence: First, Karen is a moron. Also, everyone is telling everyone else's secrets this week, and the only "silence" we end up with is from a character we've never seen before and will probably...
View ArticleDirty Sexy Money - The Players Get Played
The Verdict: Jeremy gets his mom's charges dropped, Nick gets Tripp to take everything (her shares, her inheritance) away from Karen, Brian finds out Andrea has known she's had cancer for a year, and...
View ArticleDirty Sexy Money - Just When You Think It Can't Get Any Worse...
The Injured Party: ...It does. Nick halfheartedly chooses Lisa, but then loses her. Lisa gets in a girl fight with Karen. Karen continues her ridiculous relationship with Simon. Simon is some sort of...
View ArticleDirty Sexy Money - What Wedding
The Summer House: The title of this show used to be ironic, in that it managed to find the poignant, meaningful stuff behind these outwardly vapid characters. Not anymore. This season, vapid is the new...
View ArticleDirty Sexy Money - Oh, Shoot!
The Plan: Ellen’s brother, Chase, returns with the same issues as before: wanting justice. And then he completely goes out of character and becomes a vengeance-seeking homicidal maniac. It’s not good....
View ArticleDirty Sexy Money - Five Weeks Later...
The Organ Donor: We jump ahead to the fallout from the shooting at Patrick's inauguration. Someone's dead, someone's in a coma, and one Darling even has "amnesia." There's other fallout, too, as Lisa...
View ArticleDirty Sexy Money - And Then Nothing Happened
The Facts: This is that episode that was supposed to air a long time ago but was bumped. The reason that didn't hurt the continuity of the show was because everything that happens in the episode turns...
View ArticleDirty Sexy Money - Hurtling Toward the End
The Convertible: Nick wants his daughter back, Brian wants sex with his ex, Karen wants a baby, Simon wants Jeremy to kill him and Tripp wants to control the Senate. None of those things happen by the...
View ArticleDirty Sexy Money - Brotherly Love
The Unexpected Arrival: There's a whole lot of drama involving Simon, Karen, Nola, Jeremy, Patrick and Congressman Watley. But, as usual, the relationship between half-brothers Nick and Brian makes the...
View ArticleDirty Sexy Money - Simon Says...
The Bad Guy: A lot of stuff happens that doesn't matter as Simon reveals the mysterious plot threads over the course of the episode -- which happens to be the worst series finale in the history of...
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